The Final Destination (2009)

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 HALLOWEEN REVIEWS 2026

Director: David R. Ellis

Writers: Eric Bress, characters by Jeffrey Riddick

Stars: Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten, Nick Zano, Haley Webb, Mykelti Williamson, Krista Allen, Andrew Friscella, Justin Welborn, Stephanie Honore 



As in all the previous Final Destination films, a group of characters escape death after one of them experiences a premonition of a terrible disaster. 



They spend the rest of the movie in a futile attempt to escape their fate. 



I thought the first three movies were okay if you have a hankering for gory mayhem, but this one was so bad that I found myself thinking up my own horror franchise: a group of characters find themselves trapped in a film written by a lazy screenwriter and spend the rest of the movie in a futile attempt to escape their fate. 



Fortunately, your attempts need not be futile: push STOP.










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