Gargantua (1998)

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HALLOWEEN REVIEWS 2025

Director: Bradford May

Writer: Ronald Parker

Stars: Adam Baldwin, Julie Carmen, Bobby Hosea, Emile Hirsch, Peter Adams, Alexander Petersons, Doug Penty, Monroe Reimers, Darren Selby


A family of mutated salamanders wreaks havoc on a tiny island paradise. 



Of course, we're not talking mutation in the real-world sense, which would have meant a sickly little thing with perhaps an extra set of legs, but in the bad-movie sense of the word, which means bigger, stronger, and more ferocious. 



You might get a kick out of this if you're in the mood to laugh at a bad movie. I found it too dull to be even inadvertently funny. I like star Adam Baldwin, but I was sorry to see him involved with this mess. The rest of the cast is terrible, the creature design is the pits (think Barney with sharp teeth), the plot twists are ludicrous, and I'm running out of synonyms for 'bad' so I think I'll stop right here.








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