This Is Not What I Expected (2017)

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Director: Derek Hui

Writers: Joyce Chan, Yuan Li, Yimeng Xu, from a novel by Lan Bai Se

Stars: Zhou Dongyu, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yi-zhou Sun, Ming Xi, Kuo-Chu Chang, Yo Yang, Chi-Ling Lin, Xiaosong Gao, Yingjun Zhao, Tong Hai




A rich but emotionally cold cute CEO in charge of cute hotel acquisitions (Takeshi Kaneshiro) has numerous cute but unpleasant encounters with a daffy young cute woman (Zhou Dongyu), unaware that she is also the cute chef whose cute culinary artistry has conquered his cute cultivated palate cute cute cute.

 


Oh my God, this movie annoyed me.

 


I can imagine director Derek Hui showing up on set every day with a megaphone and an adorable poodle, shouting, “Aren’t we feeling cute today, people? Come on, we can be cuter than this!” 



Zhou can simper with the best of them.







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