Mission: Impossible II (2000)

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Director: John Woo

Writers: Robert Towne, based on a story by Ronald D. Moore & Brannon Braga, based on the television series created by Bruce Geller

Stars: Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandiwe Newton, Ving Rhames, Richard Roxburgh, John Polson, Brendan Gleeson, Rade Serbedzija



I have enjoyed John Woo films, but this one often comes across as a parody of John Woo films. 



In any given John Woo film, you are likely to see doves fluttering through the air, a stand-off between two protagonists simultaneously pointing guns at each other, a woman whose only real reason for being in the film is to form a triangle with said protagonists, far too much slow motion photography and a healthy dose of obvious religious imagery that has little, if anything, to do with the story.

 


This time around, I just couldn't work up any interest in what I was seeing.

 


It all felt so tired and old.

 


And that motorcycle duel belongs on a short list of the most ludicrous action sequences I have ever seen. 



This film is only for those who believe that Woo can do no wrong.






























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