Jonah Hex (2010)

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 HALLOWEEN REVIEWS 2023

Director: Jimmy Hayward

Writers: Neveldine & Taylor, story by William Farmer and Neveldine & Taylor

Stars: Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, John Gallagher Jr., Tom Wopat, Michael Shannon



Left for dead and resurrected by Indian magic, Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is a disfigured bounty hunter who can communicate with corpses.

 


He accepts a charge from the US government to track down the man who murdered his family (John Malkovich), a Confederate general who plans to destroy the nation's capital with a super-weapon.

 


I haven't seen a movie this bad in a long time.

 


Apparently, director Jimmy Hayward and screenwriters Neveldine & Taylor strung together a bunch of stupid ideas that they thought were cool, tacked on an overpowering and totally inappropriate soundtrack, and didn't worry too much about tying it all together with a cohesive story.

 


The supernatural aspects of the story provided glimpses of what could have made this movie more than just a dismal Western, but Hex's ability to communicate with the dead was treated as nothing more than a convenient plot point to get him where he needed to be for another dull shootout. 



I've never read any of the comics, but I know the character has been around for a long time.

 


A quick look at the Wikipedia entry shows that this film bears little resemblance to the published origin story.

 


Looks like another case of Hollywood hacks thinking their own lame ideas are superior to source material developed by better writers and which has maintained a fan base for decades.





















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