Female Vampire (AKA Erotikill AKA Bare Breasted Countess) (1973)

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HALLOWEEN REVIEWS 2021

Director: Jesus Franco

Writers: Gerard Brisseau (uncredited), Jesus Franco, dialogue by Josyane Gibert

Stars: Lina Romay, Jack Taylor, Alice Arno, Monica Swinn, Jesus Franco, Luis Barboo, Jean-Pierre Bouyxou



Countess Irina (Lina Romay) stalks a lovely island, sustaining herself by sucking the life force of her victims through their genitals.

 


Ponderous, pretentious Eurotrash soft-core porn of the 70s, featuring a number of mostly unappealing ladies and gentlemen in their full unshaven glory. 



Fortunately, Romay, who spends almost the entire film naked on screen, has a spectacular body, which provides a reason to persevere when the goofy appeal of a poorly made, badly dubbed horror movie whose creators seemed to consider art begins to pall.










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